Welcome to my website.
Look! I did a website!
They all said I couldn't do it. But I showed them. I showed them all!
I mean, technically they were on the money; Tom did the website. And even that's not particularly impressive. He used SquareSpace and that's basically just point and click.*
I hope you enjoy it as much as I have enjoyed telling Tom to make it. It contains all the information you'll need to come and enjoy my current show - Seven Crazy Bitches, which I'm very proud of.
If you have any questions, you can always get in touch, using the easy Contact bit. Otherwise, for booking and press inquiries, please contact the lovely Holly and Bernie at Paper Rose PR (firstname.lastname@example.org).
The Merch bit is also empty currently, but there will be some on its way. Pinky swear.
Anywho, thanks for coming to visit and hopefully see you at the next show!
* Tom has now informed me, it is not, in fact, "point and click", because that is a series of adventure games popularised in the nineties, along with the rise of personal computers, or, as I like to call them, "P.Cs".**
** Tom is a nerd.